1 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,008 Ok, hand it over. 2 00:00:25,009 --> 00:00:26,424 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 3 00:00:26,425 --> 00:00:28,414 Why don't we just destroy it? 4 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:36,003 You can't. It's a binding agreement in every sense of the word. 5 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,471 Ares made it. Only Ares can destroy it. 6 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,666 Our best bet is to hide it someplace he isn't likely to find it. 7 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,271 The Ionian Sea is famous for having caverns that go for miles. 8 00:00:47,272 --> 00:00:49,411 That's a lot of ground for him to cover. 9 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,600 Come on. 10 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Ok. 11 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,720 Wait a minute. 12 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:58,440 If we can't destroy it, maybe we can disguise it. 13 00:01:00,015 --> 00:01:02,400 The old scroll-within-a-scroll routine. 14 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,080 I buy that. 15 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,680 Wish me luck. 16 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,480 Good luck. 17 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,293 Our treasure-hunting days have finally paid off. 18 00:01:39,294 --> 00:01:41,575 Someone's gonna pay top dollar for this baby. 19 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,840 CENTRE FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY,... 20 00:01:45,841 --> 00:01:48,041 ...KEY RESEARCH IN ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY 21 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,817 Excuse me? 22 00:01:51,018 --> 00:01:54,428 If everyone would get settled in, we will begin the press conference. 23 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,062 Please, take your seats, everybody. 24 00:01:57,063 --> 00:01:59,062 Please, sit down. Thank you. 25 00:01:59,063 --> 00:02:00,856 Take your seats. Thank you very much. 26 00:02:00,857 --> 00:02:02,657 You can sit down now. Thank you. 27 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,320 Thank you all for coming! We have a lot to cover,... 28 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,176 ...so I'll turn you over to Dr. Frederick Delaney... 29 00:02:09,217 --> 00:02:10,998 ...of C.H.A.K.R.A.M. laboratories. 30 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,405 Good afternoon, colleagues and members of the press. 31 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:22,085 It is with great excitement that I address you this afternoon. 32 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,120 A most revolutionary discovery has recently been made. 33 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:31,876 I hold in my hand, a newly uncovered scroll... 34 00:02:31,877 --> 00:02:35,419 ...of the life of Xena, Warrior Princess. 35 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,878 New scrolls means new epidoses! 36 00:02:43,879 --> 00:02:45,549 Yeah! Season 7! 37 00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:47,761 Yeah! Season 7! Season 7! 38 00:02:47,796 --> 00:02:49,972 Rob Tapert, give us what we want! 39 00:02:49,973 --> 00:02:52,593 Deliver a new season! A 7th season of Xena! 40 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,220 Get off of me! 41 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,650 Please excuse that interruption, ladies and gentlemen. 42 00:03:00,651 --> 00:03:02,603 Please continue, Dr.. 43 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:08,160 This scroll... reveals a new piece to Xena's life. 44 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,503 Xena was married... 45 00:03:13,064 --> 00:03:15,246 ...to Ares, god of war. 46 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,560 Doug, we got tomorrow's front page. 47 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:31,971 In the time of ancient gods,... 48 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:35,062 ...warlords... 49 00:03:35,414 --> 00:03:36,474 ...and kings... 50 00:03:36,949 --> 00:03:40,534 ...a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. 51 00:03:49,559 --> 00:03:51,805 She was Xena. 52 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:53,705 A mighty princess... 53 00:03:53,706 --> 00:03:55,735 ...forged in the heat of battle. 54 00:04:00,244 --> 00:04:01,691 The power... 55 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:04,888 The passion... 56 00:04:07,794 --> 00:04:09,180 The danger... 57 00:04:14,751 --> 00:04:17,350 Her courage will change the world. 58 00:04:17,951 --> 00:04:22,329 XENA, THE WARRIOR PRINCESS 59 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,205 Barb Binder, from Whoosh. 60 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,099 As webmaster of the official Xena fansite... 61 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:35,360 ...I happen to know Xena would never subscribe to the subjugating regime of marriage. 62 00:04:35,395 --> 00:04:38,485 And wasn't Ares her most reviled enemy? 63 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,705 We'll field all questions and comments... 64 00:04:40,706 --> 00:04:42,706 ...after Dr. Delaney is finished. 65 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,720 Now, please, let him continue. 66 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,476 The scroll includes a contract... 67 00:04:50,477 --> 00:04:54,197 ...between Xena and Ares, with an accompanying story... 68 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,215 ...which supports our theory... 69 00:04:56,216 --> 00:04:59,232 ...that it is indeed a marriage license between the two. 70 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:04,200 Now, the timeframe of the story places it after Gabrielle and her evil daughter Hope... 71 00:05:04,235 --> 00:05:07,400 ...seemingly perish after falling into a lava pit. 72 00:05:07,591 --> 00:05:08,174 Hope! 73 00:05:16,737 --> 00:05:17,900 Gabrielle! 74 00:05:18,242 --> 00:05:19,746 Xena! 75 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:27,573 As we saw in the scroll entitled "Adventures In The Sin Trade II",... 76 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,960 ...upon looking for Gabrielle in the amazon land of the dead,... 77 00:05:30,995 --> 00:05:34,045 ...Xena received a vision from her enemy, Alti,... 78 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,480 ...which convinced Xena that Gabrielle was still alive. 79 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:40,570 Gabrielle... 80 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,196 You're the best thing in my life. 81 00:05:45,756 --> 00:05:47,369 I love you, Xena. 82 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:54,720 This new scroll accounts for the missing time between Xena receiving the vision... 83 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,400 ...and her finally finding Gabrielle. 84 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,243 Our story begins... 85 00:06:00,244 --> 00:06:03,244 ...as Xena rides away from the amazon land of the dead... 86 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,200 ...with new hope that Gabrielle is still alive. 87 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,520 Joxer, still in the throes of mourning over the loss of Gabrielle,... 88 00:06:10,902 --> 00:06:12,473 ...taken to drink. 89 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,520 Oh, hi! 90 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,240 Turn that frown upside down, mister, it's a beautiful morning! 91 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:30,200 Well, Xena, in case you didn't notice, I'm in a different kind of mourning. 92 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,680 How many have you had? 93 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,960 Just... 94 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,360 ...two. 95 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,413 All right, it's time for you to sober up. 96 00:06:37,414 --> 00:06:39,414 You don't want Gabrielle seeing you this way. 97 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,080 She's alive. 98 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,680 -How do you know? -I had a vision. 99 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,200 Oh... You had a vision... 100 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,120 She had a vision! 101 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:53,560 You know, Xena... The nile... ain't just a river in Europe. 102 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,120 -The Nile's in Africa. -It's that long? 103 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,560 -Joxer! -She's gone! 104 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,880 Nobody can survive that fall. 105 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,176 All right. 106 00:07:02,177 --> 00:07:05,426 If you wanna sit here and drink yourself into oblivion, be my guest. 107 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,424 But I'm going out to find our friend! You big drunk. 108 00:07:08,425 --> 00:07:10,123 Hey, I'm not drunk! 109 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,132 If I were drunk... 110 00:07:12,493 --> 00:07:14,480 ...could I do... 111 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,771 -...that? -Evidently. 112 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:23,160 If I were drunk, could I do... 113 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:24,640 ...this? 114 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:33,220 In Athens fair city, the girls are so pretty. 115 00:07:33,221 --> 00:07:35,577 Just like Molly Polonius. 116 00:07:35,578 --> 00:07:36,800 Watch your step. 117 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:41,570 I'm Joxer, the Mighty 118 00:07:41,747 --> 00:07:44,279 I roam through the countryside 119 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:49,300 With Gaby as his sidekick, fighting with her little stick 120 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,200 She ain't got no little stick no more! 121 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,614 Pardon me? 122 00:07:57,232 --> 00:07:58,432 Pardon me. 123 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,262 Annie Day, editor-in-chief of the "Joxer, the Mighty" quaterly. 124 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,080 Yes, Miss Day? 125 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,191 Well, as one of the world's top experts... 126 00:08:07,192 --> 00:08:08,592 ...in Joxer, the Mighty studies,... 127 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,840 ...I think that I can throw some light on this new scroll thing. 128 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,574 Hey... 129 00:08:13,876 --> 00:08:17,470 That's that broad who discovered she was Joxer in a previous life? 130 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,627 I have a point of clarification. 131 00:08:19,628 --> 00:08:20,828 All right... 132 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:25,600 Well, I'm afraid that... your version of events is, in fact, spurious. 133 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,280 From my research, I have ascertained that it was indeed Joxer,... 134 00:08:30,315 --> 00:08:33,600 ...who initiated the heroic search for Gabrielle... 135 00:08:33,635 --> 00:08:35,613 ...and it was indeed he,... 136 00:08:36,572 --> 00:08:39,784 ...it was he who pulled Xena out of the drunken stupor. 137 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,325 No, that's inaccurate, Miss Day. 138 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,725 From my research on all the Xena scrolls... 139 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:49,641 ...I can assure you that Joxer never once flexed a heroic muscle. 140 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,160 Now, please sit down, Miss Day. 141 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,480 Thank you. 142 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:01,320 At this time, we'll take a short break and reconvene in a few moments. 143 00:09:01,355 --> 00:09:03,200 You'll find coffee in the lobby. 144 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:06,800 Hey... Hey! 145 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:12,160 How did you get over the horror of finding out you were that bumbling idiot, Joxer? 146 00:09:12,195 --> 00:09:14,645 Hey, Joxer was no fool. 147 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,200 The guy they got to play him was a goofball, that's all. 148 00:09:17,201 --> 00:09:19,685 He was the producer's brother, for crying out loud! 149 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,720 At least you got to hang out with Xena and Gaby in a past life. 150 00:09:22,755 --> 00:09:25,040 We can't lay claim to anything that cool. 151 00:09:25,075 --> 00:09:27,680 Hey, speaking of the Warrior Princess and the bard... 152 00:09:27,715 --> 00:09:29,616 ...what happened when your boyfriend Harry... 153 00:09:29,617 --> 00:09:31,811 ...found out he was Xena in his past life? 154 00:09:31,836 --> 00:09:34,408 And that your past-life counselor was none other than... 155 00:09:34,409 --> 00:09:36,821 ...his beloved sidekick Gabrielle? 156 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,080 They got hitched. 157 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,120 Decent! 158 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,588 Xena and Gaby finally a couple. 159 00:09:43,829 --> 00:09:45,816 Wait till we tell the rest of the fans. 160 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,280 But I read his scrolls! 161 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,287 See? I decided to carry on Gabrielle's legacy. 162 00:09:58,288 --> 00:09:59,888 I'm the bard now. 163 00:09:59,923 --> 00:10:01,480 Go on, read it. 164 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:06,600 "As the innocent Gabrielle plummeted to her fiery doom,... 165 00:10:06,635 --> 00:10:09,840 ...Joxer, the ultimate warrior, watched in horror... 166 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,240 ...his muscles bulging one after ano..." 167 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,680 "...and the light played on his steely, sunkissed buttocks"? 168 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,661 -Pretty good, huh? -Gabrielle, where are ya now?... 169 00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:22,482 She's gone. And where are we goin', anyway? 170 00:10:22,483 --> 00:10:24,513 Back to the temple where she disappeared. 171 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,339 Maybe we can pick up her trail from there. 172 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:27,939 Oh... That's a great idea! Hey... 173 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:30,260 Maybe she left some breadcrumbs for us to follow. 174 00:10:30,295 --> 00:10:32,245 Joxer, Gabrielle is alive! 175 00:10:32,246 --> 00:10:34,925 And you're gonna help me find her, whether you like it or not! 176 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,160 Now, stay here. I'm gonna hit the ladies'. 177 00:10:38,195 --> 00:10:40,760 Hey, why don't you hit some kids, too? 178 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,275 Gabrielle, we're not doin' so good without you. 179 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,320 But I'm gonna keep looking till I find you, I promise. 180 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,920 What's happening? 181 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,880 Nothing that concerns you. 182 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,400 Oh, you'd be surprised. 183 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,237 Picked up a little something on Gabrielle. 184 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:11,320 -You're spying on me now? -No, no, I... 185 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,600 I'm just worried you're still holding out "(H)hope"... 186 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,147 Guess that was a poor choice of words! 187 00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:19,713 What do you want? 188 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,000 You don't seriously think you're gonna find anything in the lava pit, do you? 189 00:11:23,035 --> 00:11:25,282 -Why should you care? -Oh, I care. 190 00:11:25,697 --> 00:11:26,845 Trust me. 191 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,440 Ares, you are as much to blame as Hope for Gabrielle falling into that pit! 192 00:11:30,475 --> 00:11:33,857 Now, let's not go pointing fingers. 193 00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:37,166 Besides, you might be on to something. 194 00:11:37,201 --> 00:11:40,440 Gabrielle still alive? It's... possible. 195 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,360 But you're gonna need the help of a friendly god. 196 00:11:43,395 --> 00:11:46,123 -I don't need you. -Oh, admit it. 197 00:11:46,148 --> 00:11:49,440 With my powers I can cover a thousand times the ground you can alone. 198 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,249 If Gabrielle is... out there somewhere,... 199 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,887 ...I'm your best bet for a speedy reunion. 200 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,840 Why the sudden helping hand? 201 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,528 Well... 202 00:12:00,529 --> 00:12:02,717 Over the years we've caused each other... 203 00:12:03,212 --> 00:12:05,017 ...a lot of grief... 204 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,538 ...and I think that's because I... 205 00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:09,724 ...couldn't express my true feelings. 206 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,800 What are you driving at? 207 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,739 Will you marry me? 208 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,807 Come on... Don't leave me hangin'. 209 00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:30,408 Will you be my wife? 210 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,440 How's this for an answer? 211 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,640 So you're saying you need more time, right? 212 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,440 No. 213 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,199 Oh, so no, you don't need more time. 214 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,439 I despise you! You've been tormenting me for years! 215 00:12:50,584 --> 00:12:52,800 That... was just foreplay. 216 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,289 Oh, that'll leave a mark! 217 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:02,741 Xena... 218 00:13:03,974 --> 00:13:05,774 I'm on the level here. 219 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,557 I can't get ya outta my head... or my heart. 220 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,880 Let me help you with that. 221 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,283 You know... 222 00:13:21,324 --> 00:13:24,741 The harder you fight, the more enflamed my passion becomes. 223 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,880 What do I have to do to show you I'm serious? 224 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,480 Die. 225 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,080 Well, sadly I'm a god. 226 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,120 I know! A wedding gift. 227 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,000 Say... 228 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,120 ...Gabrielle. 229 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,280 So she is alive. 230 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,411 Well, I won't know till I start looking. 231 00:13:42,412 --> 00:13:45,412 And I'm not gonna start looking till I have a good reason. 232 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,508 Come on, Xena. 233 00:13:48,509 --> 00:13:53,095 Becoming Mrs. god of war is a small price to pay to find her. 234 00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:56,965 You might even enjoy it! In fact... I know you will. 235 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,880 You give me one reason to trust you. 236 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,525 Well, that is true. I do have a repuatation as something of a trickster. 237 00:14:04,062 --> 00:14:05,642 I'll tell you what. 238 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,920 Just to show you I'm serious, I'm gonna go out on a limb here. 239 00:14:08,955 --> 00:14:12,120 I'll marry you in front of the Fates. 240 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,965 What's the big deal with the Fates? 241 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,440 A marriage in front of the Fates makes the bond eternal and unbreakable. 242 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,880 So that's good how? 243 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,840 To betray your spouse is to betray yourself. 244 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:31,038 Ares couldn't harm me or anyone else I care about without harming himself. 245 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:32,639 But I don't get it. 246 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,440 What's he up to? 247 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,575 Takin' advantage of your deranged state, obviously. 248 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,376 No, I have complete control of my faculties. 249 00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:42,703 I'm takin' you to a grief oracle. 250 00:14:42,704 --> 00:14:43,904 I'll give you grief. 251 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,120 You know, at least Ares is prepared to admit that Gabrielle is alive... 252 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,800 ...which is more than I can say for you. 253 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,860 Are you seriously considering marrying Ares? 254 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,520 I will to whatever it takes to get Gabrielle back. 255 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,280 Yes. 256 00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:11,536 Xena... 257 00:15:12,899 --> 00:15:13,778 Xena... 258 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,600 Is somebody there? 259 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,219 It's me... 260 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,700 ...Gabrielle. 261 00:15:22,264 --> 00:15:23,419 Gabrielle... 262 00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:26,366 How could Gabrielle have shown up? 263 00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:28,672 That defies the logic of the following scrolls. 264 00:15:28,697 --> 00:15:32,091 Yeah. Xena and Gaby don't meet up until "A Family Affair". 265 00:15:32,092 --> 00:15:34,710 What kind of Brooklyn Bridge are you tryin' to sell us today? 266 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,449 Where were we? 267 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:40,043 Oh, yes. Yes, yes. 268 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:43,156 Xena heard Gabrielle whisper to her... 269 00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:44,876 -Xena... -Gabrielle... 270 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,480 Where are you, Gabrielle? 271 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,920 I'm in your heart, where you must keep me. 272 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,320 And don't bother looking for me because I can't be found. 273 00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:07,998 I'm gone. 274 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,480 Just like in that one scroll that I wrote that time... 275 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,880 ...with the... when I fought that guy with the big stick and... 276 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,360 Just a minute, Xena. 277 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,800 And if Joxer wants a drink... 278 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,680 Idiot. 279 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,520 -Nice driving, dear. -Thanks, pumpkin. 280 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:34,279 That was the most fabulous vacation since our honeymoon. 281 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,920 And I thought that nothing could top that. 282 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,714 Wasn't it fascinating how being in Greece... 283 00:16:41,715 --> 00:16:44,315 ...brought back our lives as Xena and Gabrielle? 284 00:16:44,316 --> 00:16:47,320 Yeah, except I shouldn't'a had those two goat-cheese milkshakes. 285 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,360 Is my little Warrior Princess' tummy still bothering him? 286 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,760 Home at last! 287 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,715 Trash... Junk... 288 00:17:00,756 --> 00:17:02,366 Some men cata... 289 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,499 There's a letter here from C.H.A.K.R.A.M.. 290 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,900 What's it say? 291 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,854 It's a conference. Blah, blah, blah. 292 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,443 They found a new scroll in the Ionian Sea. 293 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:18,239 Something about a radical interpretation. 294 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,040 It's today! The conference is today. 295 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,152 If that scroll is what I think it is... 296 00:17:24,153 --> 00:17:26,136 ...the world could be in a lot of trouble. 297 00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:28,120 Come on, pumpkin. Let's go! 298 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,600 Ares? 299 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,640 Ares, I have your answer. 300 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,263 You certaninly took your sweet time. 301 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,409 I was weighing up the pros and cons. 302 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,635 It wasn't a very balanced list. 303 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,424 The truth is, I just don't think we'd look right together... 304 00:17:54,425 --> 00:17:57,836 -...on top of a wedding cake. -Just as long as you look right... 305 00:17:57,861 --> 00:18:00,108 -...on top of me. -Don't get ahead of yourself. 306 00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,320 Xena, come on. 307 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,000 What's it gonna be? 308 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,136 Ares, I would do anything to get my friend back. 309 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,600 So, yes. 310 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,360 I'll marry you. 311 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,040 What say we skip right to the honeymoon? 312 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,808 Wouldn't wanna ruin your appetite. 313 00:18:23,809 --> 00:18:26,609 You won't regret this. I promise you, Xena. 314 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,024 So, I guess we should discuss China. 315 00:18:30,225 --> 00:18:32,440 What do you want? The north? The south? I'm easy. 316 00:18:32,465 --> 00:18:34,480 I don't want your assets, Ares. 317 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,025 But I do have one small demand for our wedding day. 318 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,040 Name it. 319 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,346 I want the ceremony to take place at the lava pit. 320 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,960 Where Gabrielle died? 321 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,398 Kind of morbid, don't you think? 322 00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,520 No, I think it's fitting. 323 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,767 I should be as close as possible to the one person in the world... 324 00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:56,113 ...I meant to spend the rest of my life with... 325 00:18:56,120 --> 00:19:00,361 ...as I give myself over to the one person in the world... I would never choose. 326 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,360 I know what this is. 327 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,695 Prewedding jitters. 328 00:19:04,696 --> 00:19:06,509 All brides get 'em. 329 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,919 Ok. 330 00:19:09,954 --> 00:19:12,763 You can have your fairy-tale wedding, Xena. 331 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,440 Well, I gotta go break it to the folks. Can you imagine? 332 00:19:17,475 --> 00:19:21,040 Zeus and Hera are gonna be your in-laws. 333 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,775 Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. 334 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,717 Ares, show yourself! 335 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:45,857 Ares, I, Joxer, the Mighty, command you to show yourself! 336 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,240 Hey, jelly-butt, get down here! 337 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,205 So tell me why I shouldn't kill you. 338 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,781 Did I say "jelly-butt"? I meant... 339 00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:03,164 ..."buns of steel". 340 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,680 It's a good thing you showed up, too. 341 00:20:05,715 --> 00:20:07,965 Showed up? For what? 342 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,587 Well... This is your last night as a single guy, right? 343 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,565 What? 344 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,985 Your bachelor party, ya big lug! 345 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,120 Miss Athens! 346 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,028 36, 24, 36. 347 00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:30,553 She loves greek mythology,... kids... 348 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,054 ...and hopes one day all men can be brothers. 349 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,861 Next we have Miss Mesopotamia! 350 00:20:37,062 --> 00:20:39,590 Ah, an oasis in the desert. 351 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,200 Wouldn't you like to take a little dip in that? 352 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,320 And finally, you'll fall for Miss Gaul! 353 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,845 Too much for the Roman Empire to handle... 354 00:20:51,846 --> 00:20:54,264 ...but not too much for the god 'o war. 355 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,440 This is it? 356 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,162 Well, on short notice... You know how it is. 357 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,840 Blow. 358 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,640 Scray! 359 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,934 You honestly thought... that you'd con me out... 360 00:21:14,935 --> 00:21:19,140 ...of marrying Xena with this... fistful of harlots? 361 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,480 You know what? I got a prenup to sign. 362 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,880 Wait! 363 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,640 There's more. 364 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,560 Savin' the best for last! 365 00:21:30,595 --> 00:21:32,109 Got a sweet tooth? 366 00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:35,310 You like baklava? Here's three more layers of pure delight. 367 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,119 Bite into this delicacy and it may bite back. 368 00:21:38,154 --> 00:21:40,229 And that's a good thing. 369 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,805 Who's my little bubba? My little bubba? 370 00:21:52,806 --> 00:21:56,240 Who's my little bubba? Ka-chookie, chookie, chookie, chookie! 371 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,374 Give me an "A"! Give me an "R"! 372 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:02,640 Give me an "S"! Give me an "E"! 373 00:22:02,641 --> 00:22:03,797 Whaddya got? 374 00:22:03,798 --> 00:22:06,117 God... Ares! 375 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:06,880 Meg! 376 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:09,050 Joxer! 377 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,360 Who's Meg? 378 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,578 It's a... friend. 379 00:22:14,903 --> 00:22:16,703 -A very good friend. -Yeah. 380 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,703 I'm outta here. 381 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,249 No! 382 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,760 Ya know what? I'm cookin' in here. I need som'in' to wet my whistle. 383 00:22:24,795 --> 00:22:27,080 -Try that. -Thanks. 384 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,001 Hey... 385 00:22:29,002 --> 00:22:30,798 What's with this whole cake thing? 386 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:33,454 Well, I needed a way to earn a few extra dinars. 387 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,320 -What do you think? -Banana cream. My favorite. 388 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,744 You know... 389 00:22:38,745 --> 00:22:41,774 A "classy" lady like you shouldn't be here. I'm gonna take you away from all this. 390 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,203 You are? 391 00:22:43,364 --> 00:22:44,564 Yeah. 392 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,374 Well, what happened to your other good friend... Gabrielle? 393 00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:49,718 Oh, her? 394 00:22:49,753 --> 00:22:51,760 Haven't you heard? She's dead. 395 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,840 I'll drink to that. 396 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,080 Can't you see I'm grieving here? 397 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,304 Well, sorry, babycakes, but dead is dead. 398 00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:02,124 Can't change that. 399 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,640 No... 400 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,200 ...but I can try. 401 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,802 Hey, wait a minute! 402 00:23:09,803 --> 00:23:12,196 These cherries cost 5 dinars a bushel! 403 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,625 Of course, we at C.H.A.K.R.A.M.... 404 00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:18,266 ...were immediately concerned about the authenticity. 405 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,676 We weren't interested in promoting a hoax like the Hitler diaries... 406 00:23:21,677 --> 00:23:25,197 ...or the fan fiction which pretends to be based on legitimate scrolls. 407 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,400 We consulted the world's foremost experts... 408 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,800 Annie... 409 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,240 We thought you might be here. 410 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,040 Harry... 411 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,764 And Harry's ho'. 412 00:23:34,845 --> 00:23:36,845 What are you doing at the press conference? 413 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,876 I'd like to see some credentials, please. 414 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,317 Look, Annie... 415 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,280 I know you're still a little upset about what happened between us... 416 00:23:43,315 --> 00:23:46,240 ...but you've gotta listen to me or we could all be in serious danger. 417 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,405 What are you talking about? 418 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,920 I know enough about what happens in that scroll to know how it turns out. 419 00:23:51,955 --> 00:23:53,509 Well, don't ruin it for me. 420 00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:55,912 I hate it when people blab the spoilers. 421 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,711 Annie, you don't understand. 422 00:23:57,712 --> 00:24:01,112 There's a very real possibility that Ares might show up here. 423 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,320 Ares? You mean, god of war Ares? 424 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:05,885 None other. 425 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,922 And if my instincts are correct... 426 00:24:07,923 --> 00:24:09,926 ...he's bound to make an appearance. 427 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,046 It's... 428 00:24:32,081 --> 00:24:34,081 It's Joxer. Are you decent? 429 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,372 I don't know about that. 430 00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:38,046 Come in anyway. 431 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,730 Wow! You look really beautiful. 432 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,160 Despite the... bleakness of the situation, I mean. 433 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,199 Look, Xena, is there nothing I can say... 434 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,200 ...to make you not marry Ares? 435 00:24:54,235 --> 00:24:56,813 I don't know what else to do, Joxer. 436 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,710 Look, you don't have to stay for the ceremony. You won't be letting me down. 437 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,200 If you're gonna go through with this, you must really believe Gabrielle's alive, huh? 438 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,601 I do. 439 00:25:08,962 --> 00:25:10,196 Yes! 440 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,800 Ok, then... 441 00:25:12,801 --> 00:25:14,417 ...so do I. 442 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Won't need this anymore. 443 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,490 I'm sorry I was such a downer. 444 00:25:24,491 --> 00:25:27,490 I guess we all deal with loss in our own way. 445 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,260 Look, I know this is a marriage made in Hades... 446 00:25:34,261 --> 00:25:37,076 ...but I figure we don't have to abandon every tradition. 447 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:41,600 So... here. Something old. It's a... 448 00:25:42,465 --> 00:25:44,865 ...lock of Gabrielle's hair. It's weird, I know. 449 00:25:44,866 --> 00:25:47,085 I got it when she got her hair cut last time... 450 00:25:47,086 --> 00:25:48,886 ...and I want you to have it. 451 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,385 I don't know what to say. 452 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,160 And... something new. 453 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,645 I picked it this morning. 454 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,400 First bloom of the season. 455 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,040 Something borrowed. Something borrowed... 456 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,560 My lucky rabbit's foot. 457 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,816 I'm sure it will bring you more luck than the rabbit, I... 458 00:26:14,817 --> 00:26:16,217 ...chopped it off from. 459 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,360 I guess we need something blue now, huh? 460 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,999 That's easy. 461 00:26:22,961 --> 00:26:24,179 That's me. 462 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,240 Everything's going to be fine, Joxer. 463 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,480 I promise. 464 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,383 You are absolutely breathtaking. 465 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,584 Yeah? 466 00:27:16,745 --> 00:27:19,142 Then how come you're still breathing? 467 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,493 We have been called here today... 468 00:27:22,494 --> 00:27:25,151 ...to witness the union of this god, Ares,... 469 00:27:25,152 --> 00:27:27,032 ...and this mortal woman, Xena. 470 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:31,686 The union which Ares and Xena... are about to enter into... 471 00:27:31,721 --> 00:27:37,249 ...shall be eternal... and unbreakable by gods or mortals. 472 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:42,261 Any breach of their vows... will result in anguish for both. 473 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,213 In the name of Zeus, do you, Ares, god of war,... 474 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,244 ...take this mortal woman, Xena, for your eternal partner? 475 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,400 Yes. 476 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,440 Yes, I do. 477 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,199 And in the name of our mother, goddess Hera,... 478 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,520 ...do you, Xena of Amphipolis,... 479 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,576 ...take Ares, god of war, for your eternal partner? 480 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,240 I do... 481 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,520 ...not. 482 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,433 That's a promise I just couldn't keep. 483 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,480 You tell him, Xena! 484 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,165 Xena, you're running the wrong way! 485 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,802 Well, this is embarrassing. 486 00:28:29,803 --> 00:28:31,986 Deal's off, Ares. Let her go. 487 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,797 Gabrielle! 488 00:28:48,470 --> 00:28:50,052 Xena! 489 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,499 Gab... 490 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,720 I'm coming, Gabrielle. 491 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,611 Don't tempt the Fates, Xena. 492 00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:06,806 The honeymoon is over, Ares! 493 00:29:12,699 --> 00:29:13,455 Xena? 494 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,480 No! 495 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,393 No! 496 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,503 Now you've taken away both my best friends! 497 00:29:33,222 --> 00:29:34,422 My only... 498 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,244 The only people I know! 499 00:29:36,245 --> 00:29:37,445 Right. 500 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,840 Get cold feet? 501 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,274 More like I got an idea... 502 00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:06,165 One that paid off. 503 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,601 You know, it always bothered me that you didn't intervene to save Hope. 504 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,633 She was carrying your baby, after all. 505 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,720 Then you showed up acting all interested in my search for Gabrielle... 506 00:30:17,755 --> 00:30:20,165 ...and I knew you had to have something to do with it. 507 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,920 I'd just have to play along with your little game to expose the truth. 508 00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:26,720 So, what exactly did you uncover, Xena? 509 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,692 You saved me from the fall, Ares. 510 00:30:29,693 --> 00:30:32,484 There's no way you didn't do the same thing for Hope. 511 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:35,706 A wedding in front of the Fates. That was a nice touch. 512 00:30:35,707 --> 00:30:39,021 That way, you could prevent me from finding Hope and killing her. 513 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,203 But you didn't just save Hope, did you? 514 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,440 You saved Gabrielle as well. 515 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,394 Yes. 516 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,123 You thought she'd make a good bargaining chip... 517 00:30:51,158 --> 00:30:53,326 ...knowing that she was the only thing in the world... 518 00:30:53,327 --> 00:30:55,341 ...that could induce me to make a deal with you. 519 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,914 That is... some detective work. 520 00:30:58,915 --> 00:31:02,675 And you were close, real close, but... not quite. 521 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,672 See, Gabrielle made a deal with me. 522 00:31:05,673 --> 00:31:07,873 In exchange for saving Hope's life... 523 00:31:08,365 --> 00:31:10,416 ...she offered me her soul. 524 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:12,000 Yeah, you're right. 525 00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:13,211 It is... 526 00:31:13,212 --> 00:31:15,597 ...quite a bargaining chip. 527 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:22,221 Unless we cut a new deal, so, I have... Gabrielle's soul. 528 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,240 What could you possibly have that I would exchange for that? 529 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,520 You want my soul... 530 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,040 That could work. 531 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,126 I let Gabrielle live... 532 00:31:37,494 --> 00:31:40,820 ...but you must be my wife in your next life. 533 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,399 And I guess, seeing as how it was one of those in-front-of-the-Fates kind of deals... 534 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,654 ...that would be... forever. Eternity. 535 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,651 And you would let Gabrielle and me live out this life in peace. 536 00:31:57,841 --> 00:31:59,041 Ok. 537 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,578 Sounds like a deal. 'Cause you know... 538 00:32:02,779 --> 00:32:04,389 She'd do it for you. 539 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,674 Thumbprint right here on the bottom line. 540 00:32:15,675 --> 00:32:16,875 Thank you. 541 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,240 That didn't hurt, did it? 542 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,200 And there it is. 543 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,305 My free-access pass to your soul. 544 00:32:33,306 --> 00:32:37,268 And as long as I have this... you're pretty much mine. 545 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,880 Wait! 546 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,486 The other half of the deal. 547 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,267 I don't see Gabrielle. 548 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,693 Oh, I... let her go. 549 00:32:45,694 --> 00:32:48,683 But you gotta find her. I can't do everything for ya. 550 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,800 I'll find her. 551 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,566 Just out of curiosity... 552 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:59,401 What would 'a happened here today if I'd really been asking for your hand in marriage,... 553 00:32:59,402 --> 00:33:01,409 ...no strings attached? 554 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,400 Guess you'll never know. 555 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,240 Call me? 556 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,076 Xena made off with the contract. 557 00:33:34,277 --> 00:33:36,877 She hid it inside another scroll,... 558 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,645 ...the one I've been reading from, the one that was authored by Joxer,... 559 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,800 ...and hid it at the bottom of the Ionian Sea to prevent Ares... 560 00:33:43,835 --> 00:33:47,000 ...from claiming her as his bride in an afterlife. 561 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,700 Here. 562 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,920 As we know, Gabrielle and Xena were reunited in Poteidaia. 563 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:56,471 Gabrielle? 564 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,880 I'm so sorry... 565 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,661 And I am happy to say that Ares never did locate the scroll. 566 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,120 We got to it first! 567 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,720 First, second, what does it matter? It's mine now. 568 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,072 Did you schedule any celebrity appearances? 569 00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:43,913 Well, we contacted Bruce Campbell, but he was too much money. 570 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,520 Harry was right! 571 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,780 Matching the thumbprint on the contract... 572 00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:49,901 ...is all Ares needs to claim Xena as his own. 573 00:34:49,902 --> 00:34:51,200 Where the hell is Harry? 574 00:34:51,510 --> 00:34:53,310 Dear, God! Not again! 575 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,960 Come on. 576 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,055 Hold on, man. 577 00:35:02,096 --> 00:35:04,897 Sidekick and the comic relief... This oughtta be good. 578 00:35:04,922 --> 00:35:07,200 I don't appreciate being called the sidekick. 579 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,634 Don't blame me. 580 00:35:08,635 --> 00:35:10,453 Listen, Mr. Harbinger of Doom... 581 00:35:10,454 --> 00:35:12,464 We're not gonna let you get away with this. 582 00:35:13,081 --> 00:35:14,281 Ok. 583 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,400 Hey, there... 584 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,840 May I? 585 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,320 Thank you. 586 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,120 Leave quickly. 587 00:35:29,121 --> 00:35:30,921 Help! Help me! 588 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,280 Hold it right there, Ares. 589 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,600 Xena! Just in time. 590 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,146 I have been waiting... an eternity... for this. 591 00:35:42,788 --> 00:35:45,234 I guess... this makes me your... 592 00:35:46,888 --> 00:35:47,900 Good guy! 593 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,360 ...soul man. 594 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,823 Once I renew... my signature. 595 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,560 Over my dead spirit. 596 00:36:14,098 --> 00:36:14,818 Harry? 597 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,365 Harry... 598 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,508 Xena? 599 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,974 Xena's soul in that body for an eternity? 600 00:36:43,015 --> 00:36:45,425 This I did not bargain for. 601 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,826 I want Xena's soul in Xena's body. 602 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,107 All right! 603 00:36:50,148 --> 00:36:52,757 Everybody gets their proper souls back. 604 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,680 Let's try that again. 605 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,533 Now that... I can live with forever. 606 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,600 Hey, sugar. 607 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,034 Oh, no, you're not taking this body. 608 00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:17,228 This one works much better. 609 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,760 To the moon, Xena! 610 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,473 Hey, I was just wondering, Gabrielle... 611 00:37:32,474 --> 00:37:35,034 What's it like to have the person who gave up her life for you... 612 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,040 ...just lose hers forever? 613 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,040 You would strike a man from behind? 614 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,885 Workin' out the bugs. 615 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:24,938 Oh, baby... Is that any way to treat an old flame? 616 00:38:25,059 --> 00:38:27,658 It's time this flame was extinguished. 617 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:47,320 "Sun-kissed buttock..." 618 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,360 You love it, right? Yeah. 619 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,920 Oh, no. I'm stuck! 620 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,240 Come on! 621 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,280 Come on, Ares! 622 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,419 Hey... What's wrong with the special effects? 623 00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,482 Yeah, they're really cheesy. 624 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,927 Stay right there. 625 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,040 Unfreakin' believable! 626 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,446 Ares made it. 627 00:40:13,927 --> 00:40:16,122 Ares destroyed it. 628 00:40:16,551 --> 00:40:19,163 Guess this means you ain't got no soul. 629 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,922 You might 'a won the battle, Xena... 630 00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:25,927 But I'll win the war. 631 00:40:25,928 --> 00:40:27,528 Until next time, Xena. 632 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,366 Oh, you think there's gonna be one? 633 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,550 Joxer... 634 00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:49,622 Joxer... Joxer... 635 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:50,623 Come on. 636 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,525 Are you all right? 637 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,760 Fine, fine. It's... just my head. 638 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,504 Xena? 639 00:40:58,633 --> 00:41:03,027 No matter how hard Ares has tried, he has never been able to break us up. 640 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,223 And he never will, I promise. 641 00:41:05,224 --> 00:41:06,824 Yeah, because... 642 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,209 What do you say we call it a day? 643 00:41:11,210 --> 00:41:12,896 -All right. -Sounds good. 644 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,481 You know, I liked ya better blonde, but I can go with this. 645 00:41:15,482 --> 00:41:16,442 Thanks. 646 00:41:16,443 --> 00:41:18,684 Hey, anything I gotta know about this new body of mine? 647 00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:21,008 Yeah. Don't stray too far from the bathroom. 648 00:41:22,737 --> 00:41:24,745 Dear God! What did you eat?! 649 00:41:25,544 --> 00:41:26,944 Out of the way! 650 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:33,294 Subtitles: Marlon Rocha Lacerda www.joxer.com.br 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00